Twinkies files for bankruptcy. In an even more ominous sign, Chauncey the Chocodile has been updating his Linkedin page…

Twinkies files for bankruptcy. In an even more ominous sign, Chauncey the Chocodile has been updating his Linkedin page…


Photo: Yes, I have a question for Rob Schneider. How much did your publicist pay CNN to get this added to… http://t.co/42u9EGL9


Yes, I have a question for Rob Schneider. How much did your publicist pay CNN to get this added to its homepage?

Yes, I have a question for Rob Schneider. How much did your publicist pay CNN to get this added to its homepage?


The U.S. Congress has declared pizza to be a vegetable. In related news, I am the healthiest man alive…. http://t.co/rKMLcRXl


The U.S. Congress has declared pizza to be a vegetable. In related news, I am the healthiest man alive. http://bit.ly/vT7zWz


I’m at Katz’s Delicatessen (205 E Houston St, at Ludlow St, New York) w/ 13 others http://t.co/F5XUUiJm


They’ve finally combined 3 of my favorite things: Swayze, High Def and PBR. http://bit.ly/uoMotz  Now back to work on Winston Churchill, Wifi and A1 Sauce, please.


gdewey.com is now 30% cuter - more animals, little girls selling lemonade and even a theme song! http://t.co/wOjJXbNw


gdewey.com is now 30% cuter - more animals, little girls selling lemonade and even a theme song!


I just unlocked the “Super Duper Swarm” badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/jICPcnW