Photo: Yes, I have a question for Rob Schneider. How much did your publicist pay CNN to get this added to… http://t.co/42u9EGL9
Photo: Yes, I have a question for Rob Schneider. How much did your publicist pay CNN to get this added to… http://t.co/42u9EGL9

Yes, I have a question for Rob Schneider. How much did your publicist pay CNN to get this added to its homepage?
The U.S. Congress has declared pizza to be a vegetable. In related news, I am the healthiest man alive…. http://t.co/rKMLcRXl
The U.S. Congress has declared pizza to be a vegetable. In related news, I am the healthiest man alive. http://bit.ly/vT7zWz
I’m at Katz’s Delicatessen (205 E Houston St, at Ludlow St, New York) w/ 13 others http://t.co/F5XUUiJm
They’ve finally combined 3 of my favorite things: Swayze, High Def and PBR. http://bit.ly/uoMotz Now back to work on Winston Churchill, Wifi and A1 Sauce, please.
gdewey.com is now 30% cuter - more animals, little girls selling lemonade and even a theme song! http://t.co/wOjJXbNw
gdewey.com is now 30% cuter - more animals, little girls selling lemonade and even a theme song!
I just unlocked the “Super Duper Swarm” badge on @foursquare! http://t.co/jICPcnW